Detective Charles Cheese Jr.

January 20 2014

This week’s SNL featured a Weekend update in which Cecily Strong had a bit about the Chuck E Cheese franchise being sold for nearly 1 billion. As a result, Cecily explained, the rodent now insists on being addressed as “Charles Cheese”.

If only Ms. Strong had been in my Sketch Writing 101 class back in 2009 at the Upright Citizens Brigade, she might have been able to take that joke all the way home like I did.

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